Five Reasons Not to Buy Your Lady an iPad for Valentine’s Day

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and if you’re like most guys and haven’t bought your sweetie a present yet, you’re finally starting to realize you’ll be in deep you-know-what if you don’t. On your way to the drugstore in the mall to pick up a card and a box of candy, you pass the Apple Store and have an idea—why not buy her an iPad?

Don’t even think of it! Keep walking until you get to the jewelry store and buy her something sparkly, preferably with diamonds. Here are some reasons why you shouldn’t be buying the woman in your life an iPad for Valentine’s Day.

It’s not romantic.
Buying her an iPad is like buying her an iron or a blender, except hopefully more fun. Well, in the case of the blender, maybe not more fun if she uses it to make killer margaritas. Even if she likes it and enjoys using it, it’s still a gadget.