Street Fighter 3 – The Worst Street Fighter Ever

/* Posted March 12th, 2009 at 3:43pm */
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Minor Rant!

Street Fighter 3 was released and promptly became a huge commercial failure. Capcom wasn’t even going to put Ken or Ryu in it to begin with. Why did they even call the game Street Fighter? I mean it would have been perfectly fine to just slap another name on it and call it a day. I propose from now on, we call it: “F’ing Assbackwards Game Sucks”, FAGS for short. FAGS is just a crappy Game with Ken and Ryu, no wonder it never really amounted for anything.

Cast of retarded characters:

Ibuki = Little kid trying to go to college and ninja about.
Elena = Little kid from an underprivileged village.
Makoto = Little kid to take over Sakura’s stalker job.
Necro = Mutated pedo with a little kid sidekick/wife. He can also generate electricity.
Yun = Little kid busy being a twin and saving China or something.
Yang = Little kid busy being a twin and saving China or something.
Urien = ??? He can change the color of his skin and shoot energy, supernatural enough for me.
Oro = Centuries old one armed man.
Dudley = Vigilante hell bent on getting his daddy’s car back.

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