Comments on: Why Metal Gear Solid 4 Sucks! http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/ Anything Geeky Goes! Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:58:09 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Jonahw http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11509 Jonahw Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:48:10 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11509 All videogames suck. Get a life. All videogames suck. Get a life.

]]> By: Dick http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11458 Dick Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:16:21 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11458 Just bought. Played it. Can't agree more. The cutscenes were horrible. You guys need to stop pretending that horrible is good. Did you watch the epilogue with Raiden and his family? Holy Shit! Did an 8 year old write the script? Gameplay was ok, controls sucked, especially once they found you and gunplay was required. Just bought. Played it. Can’t agree more. The cutscenes were horrible. You guys need to stop pretending that horrible is good. Did you watch the epilogue with Raiden and his family? Holy Shit! Did an 8 year old write the script? Gameplay was ok, controls sucked, especially once they found you and gunplay was required.

]]> By: kmd is a dicksucker http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11439 kmd is a dicksucker Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:20:36 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11439 you sure do know a lot of this game for hating it you dumb piece of shit....let me guess your favorite game is spyro the dragon?! go upstairs and fuck your dad you loser...if mgs4 is a shitty game than guitar hero van halen is the greatest game ever.... you sure do know a lot of this game for hating it you dumb piece of shit….let me guess your favorite game is spyro the dragon?! go upstairs and fuck your dad you loser…if mgs4 is a shitty game than guitar hero van halen is the greatest game ever….

]]> By: kmd is a dicksucker http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11438 kmd is a dicksucker Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:17:11 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11438 you are a fucking loser....go upstairs and fuck your mom you nerd piece of shit! you are a fucking loser….go upstairs and fuck your mom you nerd piece of shit!

]]> By: The Unnamed Feeling http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11414 The Unnamed Feeling Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:15:32 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11414 Okay I know you posted this over a year ago and everything and I'm not trying to down your opinion about the game and all cause its your opinion and that's cool. I jus want to point out on little thing I disagree with. To say people don't shag people they jus met.... Come on man where have you been, yes they do. Here are two reasons why that part made perfect sense. 1. Did you see how low Naomi (I moan backwards btw) had her damn clevage showing. That shit had hoe written all over it. 2. Come on look at Otacon man, you know that dude ain't had none in a while. If he was as sexually frustrated as he damn sure looks then hell yeah he woulda "shagged" her. As far as poisoning Snake goes. He probably figured well hell its not like snake died from that shit or anything. Besides Snake is in that horny old man stage, I'm sure he'll understand. Jus saying dude, hoe + sexually frustrated geek= random booty call in a helicopter Okay I know you posted this over a year ago and everything and I’m not trying to down your opinion about the game and all cause its your opinion and that’s cool. I jus want to point out on little thing I disagree with. To say people don’t shag people they jus met…. Come on man where have you been, yes they do. Here are two reasons why that part made perfect sense. 1. Did you see how low Naomi (I moan backwards btw) had her damn clevage showing. That shit had hoe written all over it. 2. Come on look at Otacon man, you know that dude ain’t had none in a while. If he was as sexually frustrated as he damn sure looks then hell yeah he woulda “shagged” her. As far as poisoning Snake goes. He probably figured well hell its not like snake died from that shit or anything. Besides Snake is in that horny old man stage, I’m sure he’ll understand. Jus saying dude, hoe + sexually frustrated geek= random booty call in a helicopter

]]> By: Joe http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11399 Joe Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:45:05 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11399 Yeah MGS4 sucks a lot. My 8-year-old got into it, but of course he completely skips ALL the cut-scenes. If the cut-scenes were edited into a continuous movie, RottenTomatoes would probably give it a 1 on a scale of 1-100. It is truly shitty. The game without the cut-scenes is pretty good, but the critics who gave it a 9.5 are game-retarded; it's more like a 7. Yeah MGS4 sucks a lot. My 8-year-old got into it, but of course he completely skips ALL the cut-scenes. If the cut-scenes were edited into a continuous movie, RottenTomatoes would probably give it a 1 on a scale of 1-100. It is truly shitty. The game without the cut-scenes is pretty good, but the critics who gave it a 9.5 are game-retarded; it’s more like a 7.

]]> By: eli http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11390 eli Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:54:12 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11390 This game fuckin sucks ass -plain and simple. Cannot believe how anyone could play this shit for longer than an hour This game fuckin sucks ass -plain and simple. Cannot believe how anyone could play this shit for longer than an hour

]]> By: timmy wu http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-11344 timmy wu Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:02:41 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-11344 MGS4 does suck, i dont know why it was so popular way back when MGS4 does suck, i dont know why it was so popular way back when

]]> By: dutchamstakilla http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-10948 dutchamstakilla Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:21:20 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-10948 The reason that rang true for me why I despise this game was simple. TERRIBLE MOMENTUM! Honestly the game itself is so intolerable because of the absolutely heinous attempt at pseudo cinematics , over the top Japanese crypto robot/ninja kooky characters, and the biggest killer of the game MIND FUCKINGLY BAD MOMENTUM AND STORY! This series has become incredibly tacky and vulgar, it is exactly like the reviewer described it. A bad soap opera with incredibly over the top characters that just pulls you in basely on shock value. Well Im sorry to burst your little bliss bubble fanboys but just because something works good and is visually appealing doesn't mean its not total shit. Im not going to rant on forever about this game being the spawn of satan but leave off by saying it has no flow. You have this gorgeous race car with flat tires and the pit crew is doing backflips around you while the other racers are up ahead. Finally your wheels are pumped just in time to make it 1/4th of the way around the racetrack when a movie screen pops into the windshield of your car and you are blinded and can no longer drive. Thats what MGS4 is sort of like in a meat grinder. The reason that rang true for me why I despise this game was simple.

TERRIBLE MOMENTUM!

Honestly the game itself is so intolerable because of the absolutely heinous attempt at pseudo cinematics , over the top Japanese crypto robot/ninja kooky characters, and the biggest killer of the game MIND FUCKINGLY BAD MOMENTUM AND STORY!

This series has become incredibly tacky and vulgar, it is exactly like the reviewer described it. A bad soap opera with incredibly over the top characters that just pulls you in basely on shock value. Well Im sorry to burst your little bliss bubble fanboys but just because something works good and is visually appealing doesn’t mean its not total shit. Im not going to rant on forever about this game being the spawn of satan but leave off by saying it has no flow. You have this gorgeous race car with flat tires and the pit crew is doing backflips around you while the other racers are up ahead. Finally your wheels are pumped just in time to make it 1/4th of the way around the racetrack when a movie screen pops into the windshield of your car and you are blinded and can no longer drive. Thats what MGS4 is sort of like in a meat grinder.

]]> By: \n http://www.coderetard.com/2008/09/05/why-metal-gear-solid-4-sucks/#comment-10923 \n Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:30:11 +0000 http://www.coderetard.com/?p=1798#comment-10923 **correction** I apologize, but I [could not go on] after reading your first paragraph of bitching. I also cannot understand why someone would waste their time writing a shit sandwich of a novel to describe other shit sandwiches in existence. This is a fucking waste of disk space, bandwidth and time. **correction**

I apologize, but I [could not go on] after reading your first paragraph of bitching. I also cannot understand why someone would waste their time writing a shit sandwich of a novel to describe other shit sandwiches in existence. This is a fucking waste of disk space, bandwidth and time.

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