[ # ] Office Games: Ways to Kill Time at Work - Super Fun!
/* Posted July 25th, 2008 at 4:23pm *//* Filed under Life */
Got nothing to do at work? Trying to kill some time? Well here are some fun and creative games to play at work. The games are based off a simple point system. The person with the most points at the end of the day wins a beer for each point that they are ahead by.
Distance Peeing
One fun game to play at work is distance peeing. Start peeing, then slowly back up, each step back you take earns you a point. The object of the game is to get as far back as you possibly can Points are taken away for spillage, but in the end you don’t really care as you aren’t the one cleaning it. This game is not just limited to guys, girls can play too!
Lotion on the Headset
When your co-workers aren’t at their desk, put lotion on their head set, wait till they come back to their desk, and cal them on the phone. Points go out for how many seconds you can keep them talking with lotion to the ear. Co-workers love when you do this to them. I have been complemented many times, mostly with sexual offers like f*&#.
Chair Racing
Pick one of the many stylish office chairs, each chair may have different weight and speed advantages. Two or more can play this game. All you need is a chair to play. If you only have two players, you can do the backwards race or the forward racing. Extra points are awarded to hard bumps and getting the other player knocked out of the chair. With 4 players can you have a push race! Hitting no players in this game are bonus points.
The Nerf War
Good old Nerf guns are always fun. Point and shoot away. The only way to score in this game is to get direct head shots. Try to shoot pail people in the face as it normally leaves a nice little red mark where you hit! Don’t forget to talk trash after you are done. PWNAGE!
Street Fighter in the Halls
To play this game, you must do complete Street Fighter poses while your other co-workers walk by. Points are awarded for each comment you receive. Anything counts here, like “What are you doing?†This not only is fun to do, but helps you relive the 90s when Street Fighter was king!
Parking Lot Games:
Car Window Writing
Walk around the parking lot and find dirty cars, then come up with catchy sayings and write them on their windows. Points go out to each car you mark with a funny phase. No points are awarded for “Wash me†sayings as they are lame and out dated! This one says “I wish my wife was as dirty as this car.” pwnage!
Distance Parking
Get your car, and park it as close as you possibly can. Scoring is based off distance. The closer you get to the other car the more points you get. For added fun, get another friend to park on the other side and bonus points if you can get the driver of the non playing car to crawl through the trunk to get in his car. pwnage!
Elevator Games
Some of you guys without elevators can’t play these, but they are way fun.
Alarm Riding
Get in the elevator, and hold down the alarm button. Points are awarded for every 10 seconds you hold down the button and for each person inside the elevator at one time. So if you are the only one in the elevator and you hold down the alarm button for 10 seconds you get 1 point. If there is someone with you, you get 2 points, etc.
The Christmas tree
Hop in an elevator, click all the floor buttons to light it up like a Christmas tree, and then get off at the first stop. Points are awarded for every other passenger in the elevator.
End of the Day
After you play all those games, it’s time to come back to your desk and watch some good TV shows while you tally up the points. Remember to hook up your Sling box! Keep a nice spread sheet open just in case someone walks and click on it in emergencies. Cheers!
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